- Item 1: Approve purchase of 1000 rubber chickens for new office decor
- Item 2: Decree that Fridays be declared 'Wearing-Your- PJ-Day'
- Item 3: Determine if 'juggling is a viable skill for office productivity'
- Item 4: Vote on whether or not to replace all office chairs with potted plants
- Item 5: Establish a new 'Cuddle Policy' for all employees with excessive cat hair