Committee of the Unusual - Tuesday

Agenda Item 4 - Subtopic 2: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts"

The committee members sat around the large, circular table, their faces stern and unimpressed.

Chairperson, Balthazar McSnazz, banged his gavel, which was actually a small, gleaming chrome toaster, on the table.

"Item 4, Subtopic 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts," he declared.

Committee member, Zephyr Quick, spoke up.

"I've been investigating this for weeks, and I have some shocking news," she said.

A small, fluffy kitten wandered into the room and jumped onto Zephyr's lap.

Zephyr continued, undeterred.

"It turns out, the missing donuts were not eaten by the usual suspects, but by an unlikely culprit: the janitor, Mr. Jenkins."

Mr. Jenkins was seen lurking in the corner, a telltale glaze of powdered sugar on his lips.

Committee member, Thistle P. Bottomsworth, spoke up.

"But what about the plot to steal the world's supply of cheese?" she asked.

Chairperson McSnazz banged his gavel again, this time harder.

"That's for the committee on International Cheese Cartels. We're on topic," he said.