Agenda Item 6: The Great Sausage Debate

After much deliberation and heated argumentation, the Committee of the Absurd has made the following decisions:

Item 1: We shall have sausages for lunch every Friday.
Item 2: The sausages shall be served with a side of existential dread.
Item 3: All members are required to wear a name tag with their favorite absurdist philosopher's quote.

Further discussion and debate can be found on the minutes of the meeting.