Committee Member 3's Hidden Skills

Unbeknownst to Our Chairman, We Have...

• Secretly, I'm a Professional Burrito Eater
• When Not in Session, I'm an Amateur Taxidermist
• I Have a Hidden Ability to Recite the Complete Works of Proust from Memory (in French)
• My Secret Skillz Include... (login required)

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