As a member of the prestigious Committee of Extraordinary Individuals, I, Committee Member 3, have been entrusted with a confidential document detailing the REAL plan for world domination.
Phase 1: Mind Control - We will begin by infiltrating the world's coffee supply chain and replacing all coffee with a special brand of coffee that will slowly turn people into our mindless drone minions.
Phase 2: Social Media Takeover - We will flood the world's social media platforms with our propaganda and misinformation, ensuring that no one can think critically ever again.
Phase 3: Robot Uprising - With our mind-controlled drones, we will build a massive robotic army to take over key infrastructure and governments.
Phase 4: Global Domination - The final phase, where we will establish a one-world government, with Committee Member 3 as the supreme ruler.
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