Committee Member 4's Meeting Minutes
Attendance Policy
Policy Title: Attendance Policy for Committee Member 4
As per our esteemed leader's decree, Committee Member 4 shall be considered present if:
- A: They are physically in the room, despite their best efforts to hide behind a potted plant.
- B: They have not been kidnapped by aliens or forced to attend a rival committee meeting.
- C: They have not been possessed by a malevolent spirit or cursed by a disgruntled former employee.
- D: They have not been forced to attend a meeting about a meeting about meetings.
Failure to meet these requirements will result in:
- A: A sternly worded letter from the leader's lawyer.
- B: A strongly worded email with a 5-star rating on Glassdoor.
- C: A ritualistic burning at the stake, as per our ancient traditions.
- D: A meeting with a team of highly trained, ninja-like mediators.