Meeting Agenda: The Committee of Infinite Procrastination

We, the great and powerful members of the Committee of Infinite Procrastination, have gathered here to deliberate on the age-old topic: "How much time do we have left on the clock?"

Today's agenda includes:

• Item 1: Procrastination Techniques - A 30-minute presentation by our esteemed member, Bob, on the art of doing absolutely nothing.
• Item 2: The Impact of Time Travel on Procrastination - A 20-minute presentation by our expert, Sue, on the consequences of altering the fabric of time itself.
• Item 3: Procrastination in the Modern Age - A panel discussion on the challenges faced by modern procrastinators, moderated by our fearless leader, John.

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