Committee of the Endless Agendas

Today's Agenda:

1. Debate the merits of pineapple pizza

  1. Subcommittee A: "Is pineapple pizza an abomination or a delicacy?"
  2. Subcommittee B: "The socio-economic impacts of pineapple pizza on local farmers' markets"

2. Discuss the feasibility of a 30-minute workweek

Reports:

Subcommittee A: "The effects of reduced work hours on productivity"

  1. Report 1: "A 30-minute workweek: The utopian dream or dystopian nightmare?"
  2. Report 2: "The economic implications of paying employees to do nothing for 30 minutes"

Subcommittee B: "The impact on office coffee supplies"

  1. Report 1: "The rise of the office espresso barometer"
  2. Report 2: "The correlation between shorter workweeks and more frequent coffee breaks"

Also on this meeting: