Committee of the Mayhem: Bureaucratician Bertrand

Bureaucratician Bertrand: Lord of the Forms, King of the Red Tape, Sultan of the Slogans.

Meetings are held every Thursday at 3:00 PM EST. Don't be late, or you will be subject to the wrath of Bureaucratician Bertrand.

Chairman: Bureaucratician Bertrand, Esq.

Members: Various other bureaucrats with varying levels of sanity.