Agenda:
- Discussion of the impending doom
- Vote on who ate the last donut
- Review of the "I'm with stupid" stickers on the conference room door
Discussion of the impending doom was led by Chairman Johnson, who spoke at length about the dangers of the apocalypse.
Vote on who ate the last donut resulted in a 2-2 tie, with one member voting "not me".
Review of the "I'm with stupid" stickers on the conference room door was led by Member Smith, who pointed out the irony of the stickers.
Adjournment: Meeting was adjourned at 4:47 PM