Resolution 3: The Committee of Unnecessary Meetings

Article 1: The Problem of Unending Meetings

WHEREAS the Committee of Unnecessary Meetings has been convened for a duration of 27 consecutive days, and

WHEREAS the members of the committee have collectively wasted 473 hours of productivity, we hereby establish that

ARTICLE 1, SECT. 1: The Committee shall not be adjourned until a consensus has been reached or a pizza has been ordered.

Proceed to Resolution 4