Coffeenforcement: The Art of Making Decisions with Coffee

Welcome to Coffeenforcement, where the fate of the world is decided over a cup of coffee.

We've got a meeting in 5 minutes, and we need to decide:

• Should we have_goals_ or no_goals_?
• Is the deadline for this meeting actually a real deadline?
• Can we just have a nap instead of a meeting?

Napping as a Viable Option

We're on a roll, folks! Next decision to be made:

Coffeenforcement Protocols | Coffeenforcement Tactics

Remember: the fate of the world is in your hands (and in our coffee mugs).

Coffeenforcement Protocols

Our team has developed a strict protocol for making decisions with coffee:

• Step 1: Breathe in the aroma of freshly brewed coffee
• Step 2: Stare intensely at the coffee cup
• Step 3: Tap the coffee cup with your finger
• Step 4: Make the decision

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Coffeenforcement Tactics

Our team has also developed some sneaky tactics to make decisions with coffee:

• Tactic 1: Use the "Coffeenforcement stare-down"
• Tactic 2: Employ the "Coffeenforcement whisper"
• Tactic 3: Make a "Coffeenforcement wager"

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