Bob's absence is a ticking time bomb. Don't let it blow up in your face.
Call HR and ask if Bob is still in the building. If not, start a search party.
Send a text message to Bob's phone, hoping he'll magically appear.
Take matters into your own hands and become the de facto CEO. Who needs Bob, right?
Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Side effects may include: loss of sanity, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous combustion of Bob's car.
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