Welcome to the most epic meeting of the year! You've finally made it to the last-chance meeting, where you can accept or resist the latest hare-brained idea from management.
But don't get too excited, it's not all fun and games. You'll have to navigate through a minefield of bureaucratic red tape, just to get to the "real" meeting.
But hey, at least the free coffee is still working! (Or is it just the same old Kool-Aid from 2018?)