Due to unforeseen circumstances, our world-saving deadline has been moved up to today.
Please review our emergency plan:
- Step 1: Panic
- Step 2: Call in favors
- Step 3: Pray to the Great TechnoGods
For more information, visit:
- Phase 1: Prepare for the Inevitable
- Phase 2: Panic and Call in Favors
- Phase 3: Pray to the Great TechnoGods
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try: