Next Week's Meeting Notes - AKA The Never-Ending Saga

Monday

• Remember to water the plants, or they will surely die.
• Don't forget to buy more coffee for the break room. Again.

Tuesday

• Finish project X. Like, seriously, it's been weeks.
• Try not to get too distracted by the cat videos.

Wednesday

• Attend the meeting about the meeting.
• Be prepared to explain why the report is still not finished.

Thursday

• Send the report. Finally.
• Don't spill coffee on the keyboard again.

Friday

• Prepare for the weekend. You know, for actual productivity.
• Try not to think about the looming deadline for the next project.