Agenda for Today's Meeting
- Discuss the weather for 45 minutes.
- Stare blankly into space for an hour.
- Talk about the meeting we had yesterday, and how it was great.
- Make sure to mention the coffee machine is broken.
Action Items:
- Do absolutely nothing.
- Take a 15-minute break to grab a snack.
- Rehash the same points we made last meeting.
Ignore the queue and go home early