Decision 3456-1: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

Background: In a shocking turn of events, our beloved sock puppets have decided to minimalist revolutionize the world of office meetings.

Decision 9012-3: The Sock Puppet's Manifesto outlines the puppets' demands for more frequent coffee breaks and an end to forced small talk.

Decision 1234-9: The Sock Puppet's Guide to Passive-Aggressive Body Language details the puppets' plan to subtly manipulate their human counterparts into doing their bidding.

The puppets have also established a prophets of their own: Prophet Zoey is said to possess the uncanny ability to predict the exact moment when the humans will start to get distracted by their phone screens.

Decision 9012-4: The Sock Puppet's Guide to Discreetly Stealing the Snacks is a highly recommended read for any puppet looking to improve their negotiation skills.

Decision 5678-2: The Sock Puppet's Guide to Nonverbal Cues is a comprehensive guide to using body language to get what you want.

Decision 9012-1: The Sock Puppet's Guide to Infiltrating the Watercooler is a must-read for any puppet looking to get ahead in the office politics.