Prophecy 3456-1: Prophet Zoey's Folly

By the power vested in me, I foretell the following:

• The coffee machine in the break room will jam on the 13th of March.
• The stapler in the supply closet will be stolen by a rogue intern.
• A meeting will last longer than 2 hours.

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