Are you tired of meetings that last longer than a T-Rex's attention span? Do you struggle to make decisions that don't suck? Do you dream of galactic conquest, but your meetings are more like a galactic nightmare?
| Options | Pros | Cons |
|---|---|---|
| Option 1: Bluff, bluster, & pretend it's not a meeting | May lead to increased productivity, decreased eye-rolling | Might result in actual work getting done, but who needs that? |
| Option 2: Eat a whole pizza by yourself | Provides a much-needed break from actual decision-making | May lead to pizza-fueled rage-induced psychosis |
| Option 3: Call a random number, pretend it's a 'consultant' | Makes everyone feel special (except you) | May lead to actual, genuine, non-fictitious consultants calling you back |