The Decision Sessions Protocol

Welcome, esteemed members of the Decision Sessions Council, to the most epic guide to making decisions that will change the course of history.

We've distilled the art of doing absolutely nothing into an easily digestible, hyper-specific set of rules and guidelines that will ensure you'll spend hours debating the finer points of every decision.

Our protocol is based on the fundamental principles of The Ethos of Inaction, where the art of saying 'no' and 'maybe' are elevated to an art form.

By following our protocol, you'll be able to:

Join our community of fellow decision-dodgers and learn to make the most of our collective inability to make up your mind.

Get started with Minute 75, The Ancient Rituals of Faffing.