Resolution 5678-1: The Great Pizza Debate

After much deliberation, it has been resolved that:

Toppings will be optional, but not optional.

Unanimously Agreed Upon

By a margin of 7-0, the meeting attendees have come to a consensus.

Still Up for Debate

The fate of the company's coffee machine remains a contentious issue.

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