We Have Reached a Decision Point: New Coffee Machine
Option 1: The "Café Crème" - $5,000 A high-end machine with all the bells and whistles. It will probably break after a year.
Option 2: The "Budget Brawler" - $1,000 A machine that will get the job done, but will make a mess and be loud.
Option 3: The "Mystery Box" - $0 (We'll just wing it) We have no idea what this will do, but it might be fun?

Will we be regretful of our decision in the next 5 years, or will we have a coffee machine that will last?