MEETING SUMMARY: Decision 3456-4
2023-02-20 14:00
The Overwhelmingly Large Conference Room, Floor 13

Decision 3456-4: The Inefficiency of Inclusion

After 2 hours and 14 minutes of discussion, including 3 coffee breaks and 1 heated argument about the meaning of "synergy", the team finally reached a conclusion.

Decision: We will include the "optional" feature in the new software release.

Reason: Because someone in marketing said it would be a "game-changer".

Outcome: Estimated 4 hours of extra development time, 3 bugs introduced, and 1 unnecessary feature.

Next meeting: "The Cost of Exclusivity"
Footnote 1: The definition of "synergy" was discussed at length. Footnote 2: Someone brought donuts.