Officially Adopted by Sock-Consortium, Inc.
Article I, Section 1: Socks shall be sorted alphabetically bychartInstance color in the top drawer of the meeting room.
Article II, Section 2: All argyles shall be stored in the middle drawer, due to their propensity for getting tangled.
Article III, Section 3: No socks with holes larger than 5mm in diameter shall be allowed in the drawer. Exceptions may be made for historical/antique socks.
Q: What if I'm late to the meeting and can't meet the sock drawer standards?
A: Don't worry, just leave your socks on the floor and we'll sort them out later.
Q: Can I wear my favorite socks to the meeting?
A: Yes, as long as they're not too smelly.