Reason: Multitasking with 14 other meetings, while simultaneously juggling 3 cats.
Location: The Conference Room (also known as 'the pit of despair')
Start Time: 9:00 AM
End Time: 5:00 PM
Duration: FOREVER.
Agenda: Discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Attendees: Everyone and their mother (literally)
Objective: Decide on nothing, but pretend to be productive.
Decision-Making Method: Rock, Paper, Scissors
Break Time: None, we're all fueled by pure, unadulterated caffeine.
Next Meeting: The one that never ends.