Reason: Multitasking with 14 other meetings, while simultaneously juggling 3 cats.

Location: The Conference Room (also known as 'the pit of despair')

Start Time: 9:00 AM

End Time: 5:00 PM

Duration: FOREVER.

Agenda: Discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Attendees: Everyone and their mother (literally)

Objective: Decide on nothing, but pretend to be productive.

Decision-Making Method: Rock, Paper, Scissors

Break Time: None, we're all fueled by pure, unadulterated caffeine.

Next Meeting: The one that never ends.