Disruption Protocol: Phase 1.5

**Phase 1.5: The Great Reboot**

Following the catastrophic success of Phase 1, we have identified a few key areas that require further disruption.

We're talking about the coffee machine, which has been malfunctioning for weeks, and that one guy in the back who still uses a flip phone. It's time for a reboot, folks!

Key Disruptions:

Replace coffee machine with a vending machine that dispenses artisanal cold brew and artisanal disappointment.
Convince the flip phone user to attend a series of reeducation seminars, led by a team of expert reeducation specialists.

Phase 2: The Great Reorganization will be announced shortly.

Disruptors Unite!

Join us in the fight against mediocrity and conformity!