Emergency Meeting Minutes: Section 5

When it started

It all began on a fateful Tuesday, 3:14 PM. The meeting was called by the infamous Chairman McFluffers, who was last seen fleeing the building in a blaze of glory.

As the minutes tick by, the room grew thick with tension. The air was electric with the promise of impending doom.

The first item on the agenda was "The Sudden and Unrelenting Rise of The Coffee Machine." A heated debate ensued, with some arguing for its merits, while others called for its abolition.

When it escalated.

Next item on the agenda: "The Uncontrollable Urge for Snacks." A motion was made, and a brave soul stepped forward to propose a solution. But, alas, it was not to be.

And so, our story continues... What happened next.