Emergency Meeting: Ramen Black Market Decisions
Decisions Made Under Duress (and Lack of Sleep)
Due to unforeseen circumstances, we've been forced into an emergency meeting to address the impending Ramen shortage.
After hours of heated debate, we've come to the following decisions:
Decision 1: Ramen Noodles Will Be Rationed
We're introducing a 50% reduction in Ramen noodle allocation to non-emergency personnel. Those who need more than 2 packets will have to apply for special dispensation.
Decision 2: All-You-Can-Eat Ramen Tastings To Cease
We're putting a halt to all Ramen tastings until further notice. Those who've been enjoying the free Ramen samples will have to find their own snacks.
We're open to suggestions on how to address the Ramen shortage. Please send us your thoughts via carrier pigeon or encrypted email.
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