We have been informed that a rogue supplier has been selling ramen noodles at an alarming rate. It's time to get our priorities straight and make some tough decisions.
Attendees:
Agenda:
- Item 1: Ramen Noodle Price Fixation
- Item 2: Supplier Blacklisting
- Item 3: Emergency Ramen Stash Divestment
Action Items:
- Steve: Investigate and report back with findings
- Bill: Develop contingency plan for noodle rationing
- Lady Gaga: Perform emergency noodle-themed dance routine
Next Meeting: Ramen Black Market Follow-Up