Emergency Meeting: Decisions, Decisions, Decisions

Called at the behest of Ramen, Lord of the Black Market, to discuss the impending Ramen shortage.

Attendees:

• Ramen, Lord of the Black Market
• Minion of Ramen, Expert on Everything
• Accountant of the Black Market, Expert on Numbers

Agenda:

• Ramen Shortage: Cause, Effect, Solution
• Black Market Expansion: New Markets, New Opportunities
• Employee Morale: Boost or Bust?

Decisions:

Ramen Shortage: Cause - Over-reliance on single supplier; Effect - 3-day wait for noodles; Solution - Diversify suppliers, negotiate with existing supplier.

Black Market Expansion: New Markets - Asia, Europe, North America; New Opportunities - Increased profits, more minions to boss.

Employee Morale: Free Ramen Fridays, mandatory 4-day weekends.

Action Items:

• Ramen, Lord of the Black Market: Contact suppliers, negotiate, beg, plead, and promise extra bonuses.
• Minion of Ramen: Research new markets, create marketing strategies.
• Accountant of the Black Market: Crunch numbers, create budgets, make everyone else work harder.

Next Meeting: Same time, same place, same pointless discussions.

Follow-up Meeting: Decisions, Decisions, Decisions - Part 2

Action Items: Because someone didn't do them

Minutes from the Meeting: Because someone has to write them