DISASTER PLAN MEETING

The meeting has been called in response to the unexpected arrival of a giant, mutated, disco-dancing spider.

The spider, estimated to be 50 feet tall and covered in flashing lights, is currently wreaking havoc on the office coffee machine.

The following protocols have been activated:

• Evacuation procedures are in place.
• All employees with a background in entomology have been deployed to contain the situation.
• The coffee machine has been disconnected from the power source.

Additional Resources:

The following employees have been assigned to assist with the crisis: John, Jane, and Bob.