Section 1: The Plan (or Lack Thereof)

According to our completely untested and unapproved disaster plan, in the event of a zombie outbreak, we will all gather in the break room for a meeting.

During this meeting, we will discuss the following:

• Who ate the last of the copier paper
• Why the coffee machine is on the fritz
• How to make a mean zombie-fighting ninja sword out of our broken office chairs

Section 2: The Plan (or Lack Thereof) Continued