According to our expertly crafted disaster plan, in the event of an actual apocalypse, we will all be forced to wear plaid.
It's not just a fashion statement, it's a matter of survival.
Move on to Section 5: The Aftermath for more details on how to survive the impending doom.
Or, you know, go back to Section 3: The Warning Signs if you're still unsure about the whole apocalypse thing.