The Plot Thickens: A Pretzel Emergency

Due to a sudden and unexpected shortage of pretzels, we are forced to convene an emergency meeting to discuss the crisis.

Agenda:

Item 1: Pretzel procurement strategies
Item 2: Pretzel rationing protocols
Item 3: Pretzel-related stress relief

Present:

Mr. Pretzelstein (Pretzel Procurement Specialist)
Dr. Twisty (Pretzel Nutritionist)
Ms. Knot (Pretzel Therapist)

Location: The Pretzel Warehouse, 123 Pretzel Lane

Time: Now. Immediately.

But wait, is this a black market for pretzels?

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