EMERGENCY PRETZEL LOCATING MEETING

URGENT: PRETZEL SITUATION

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Pretzel Situation has reached a critical level. We must locate and secure all available pretzels immediately.

Pretzel Hunting Tips:

• Check the break room for hidden stashes.
• Question the janitor about potential hiding spots.
• Use binoculars to scan the parking lot for suspicious bagel activity.

For more information, please refer to the Pretzel Hunting Tactics subpage.

Or, if you are feeling particularly brave, attempt to infiltrate the Pretzel Sympathy Protocol.