Pretzel Rationing Plan: A Guide to Surviving the Snack Apocalypse

**Pretzel Rationing Level: Critical**

Due to unforeseen circumstances, pretzel supplies are running low. In order to prevent widespread panic and ensure a safe and stable snacking experience, the following rationing plan has been implemented:

• **Tier 1: Emergency Rationing**
• 1 pretzel per person, per day
• Available for the next 72 hours
• Hyper-pretzel-vigilance is mandatory

**Application for Pretzel Rationing Card**

How many pretzels do you need?

Submit Application

**Pretzel Rationing Card Application Form

Fill out the form above to request a pretzel rationing card. Please note that approval is not guaranteed and is subject to the whims of our all-knowing Pretzel Overlord.

**Subpages:

• Pretzel Rationing Card Application Status
• Pretzel Rationing Card Terms and Conditions
• Pretzel Rationing Card Complaints