Pretzel Rationing Plan: The People Have Spoken
A plan so bold, so daring, so utterly unnecessary.
After months of debate, countless protests, and a few minor miracles, the Pretzel Rationing Plan (PRP) has been unveiled. The PRP is an ambitious attempt to control the nation's pretzel intake, ensuring everyone receives their fair share of salty, crunchy goodness.
- Pretzel Rationing Plan Implementation - Learn how the PRP will be enforced, and how you can get your hands on that sweet, sweet pretzel.
- Pretzel Rationing Plan Revisions - Stay up-to-date on the latest changes and tweaks to the plan.
- Pretzel Rationing Plan Complaints - Share your grievances with the Pretzel Overlords.
PRPv1.0 = 1000 pretzels / capita
PRPv1.1 = 1200 pretzels / capita
PRPv1.2 = 1100 pretzels / capita
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