Pretzel Rationing Plan

By the power vested in us, the Pretzel Rationing Committee has devised this comprehensive plan to allocate pretzel rods in a fair and efficient manner.

Executive Summary: In order to prevent Pretzel-Induced Chaos (PIC) and Pretzel-Related Anarchy (PRA), we have established the following rationing schedule:

• Level 1: prophets and dignitaries – 100 pretzels/week
• Level 2: engineers and scientists – 75 pretzels/week
• Level 3: artists and musicians – 50 pretzels/week
• Level 4: accountants and bureaucrats – 25 pretzels/week
• Level 5: everyone else – 1 pretzel/week

For those who wish to purchase additional pretzels, a black market has been established. Be warned: prices are subject to fluctuation and may be higher than the official ration. Learn more about the black market

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