Emergency Meeting: Pretzel Substitution Protocol

Due to an unexpected shortage of actual pretzels in the break room, we will be implementing an emergency substitution protocol.

This protocol will replace all pretzels with an equivalent amount of Cheese Puffs, to ensure the meeting remains productive and snack-filled.

For the purposes of this emergency meeting, all pretzel-related terminology will be replaced with Cheese Puff terminology.

Here is the substitution chart for your reference:

Pretzel

Cheese Puff

1 Pretzel

1 Cheese Puff

1/4 Cup Pretzel Bites

1/4 Cup Cheese Puff Bites

1 Pretzel Stick

1 Cheese Puff Stick

Substitution Guidelines

When referring to pretzels, please replace all instances with Cheese Puffs to avoid confusing new members of the team.

When ordering from the vending machine, select Cheese Puffs instead of pretzels to ensure the correct substitution is in place.