EMERGENCY MEETING: Pretzel Substitution Plan
Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are introducing a new snacking protocol.
Pretzel Substitution Plan:
| Original Snack |
Substitution Snack |
| Pretzel |
Chips |
| Popcorn |
Cheetos |
| Cookies |
Crackers |
As you may be aware, our pretzel stock has reached critical levels. We must adapt and substitute our snacking options to ensure the continued survival of this meeting.
Substitution Guidelines:
- Chips: Use only the crispiest, most flavorful variety.
- Cheetos: Do not attempt to reconstitute with water.
- Crackers: Do not pair with cheese, as this may cause irreparable damage.
CHEESY SUBSTITUTION GUIDELINES