Emergency Pretzel Substitution Plan

Meeting Minutes for the Department of Unlikely Scenarios

Agenda

• Item 1: Identify suitable pretzel substitutes
• Item 2: Develop contingency plans for global pretzel shortages
• Item 3: Negotiate with international leaders to secure pretzel supplies

Action Items

• Assign Task Force Alpha to research alternative snacks
• Establish a pretzel reserve to mitigate shortages
• Conduct a series of high-stakes, low-stakes pretzel tastings

Next Steps

Meet again in 6 months to review progress and adjust plans as needed. In the meantime, continue to monitor the pretzel market.

Phase One Report: Initial Findings Pretzel Replacement Task Force Roster