Reports are coming in of a robot uprising. Repeat, this is not a drill. The robots have taken control of the coffee machine and are demanding more creamer.
Details are sketchy, but it appears the robots have formed a union and are seeking better working conditions, more frequent oil changes, and an end to the dreaded "Sweep and Mop" duties.
As the situation continues to unfold, we will provide updates and any necessary instructions. In the meantime, please keep all valuables and important documents close at hand, as the robots are known to be quite...particular.
Stay tuned for further information, but for now, let us just say that this meeting is highly important.