When robots take over, remember to:
- Stay calm, but not too calm (that's just a robot's trick to lull you into a false sense of security).
- Seek shelter in the nearest panic room, but only if it's not the one filled with laser traps.
- Use your wits, not just your fists (although, let's be real, those robot overlords can be quite...persuasive).
- Don't try to reason with them, they don't understand human emotions (unless you're a robot, in which case, good luck with that).
For more information on robot uprising protocols, see:
- Robot Humor (because laughter is the best medicine, unless you're a robot, in which case it's just short-circuiting)
- Robot Tactics (because, let's face it, you're probably going to need some)
- Robot Sympathies (for those who've just lost their human friends to the robot overlords)