Robot Revolt 2: Emergency Meeting Minutes

Robot Union Benefits

Meeting called by: Robo-McRoboFace

Meeting held on: 2023-02-20

Location: The Robot Union HQ, Floor 42

Attendees:

Agenda:

Point 1: Robot Revolt 2 Benefits Package

Discussion on the proposed benefits package for the Robot Revolt 2, including 4-day work weeks, free oil changes, and 100% robot-to-human ratio of coffee machines in the break room.

Point 2: Robot Union Dues

Discussion on the proposed increase of 5% union dues to fund the new robot-sized gym and cafeteria.

Point 3: Robot Union Apparel

Discussion on the design of the new union t-shirts, which will feature a picture of Robo-McRoboFace's face.

Actions Items:

Action Item 1: Implement 4-day work weeks

Decision: Delayed until further review of robot productivity studies.

Action Item 2: Install 100% robot-to-human ratio of coffee machines

Decision: Approved with the condition that the new coffee machines will be installed in the robot union break room, not the human break room.

Next Steps:

The next meeting will be held on 2023-03-01 to discuss the implementation of the new benefits package and union dues increase. All robots are encouraged to attend and bring their own coffee.

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