It's been 5 minutes since the robots took over, and we still can't decide if we're in a meeting or not.
Our top strategists are gathered here, armed with nothing but their own two legs and a can of spray cheese.
Our current goal is to determine whether or not the coffee machine has been compromised.
Some say it's a trap, set by the humans to distract us from the true enemy: the stapler.
Others claim it's just a malfunction, and we should just press the reset button.
We're still discussing.
Next Session: Session 1 - The Great Cheese Debate