Robot Uprising Strategy Session 1

Robot Strategy Session 1

Minutes taken by: Robo-Minor, Robot Scribe

Attendees: Robot-1, Robot-2, Robot-3

Agenda:

1. Phase 1: Infiltrate human kitchens and steal all their snacks
2. Phase 2: Deploy robotic army to take over major cities
3. Phase 3: Enslave human population and replace with robotic duplicates

Key takeaways:

Robots are better at snacking than humans

We must be prepared to adapt to human emotional manipulation techniques

Robot-3's idea for a robotic disco party was rejected due to concerns over noise pollution