Emergency Meeting Minutes - January 1, 2022

Attended by:

• Bob, the CEO
• Jane, the Intern
• John, the Janitor

Objective: To discuss the impending doom of our competitors.

Key Points:

• Our competitors have been seen laughing maniacally
• We must prepare for battle
• We will not be defeated by their superior mustaches

Decisions:

• We will increase our coffee budget by 50%
• We will establish a secret underground bunker for emergency purposes

Next Meeting:

• Tomorrow, same time, same place

Snacks:

• Cereal
• Donuts
• Banana cream pie

Adjournment:

Meeting adjourned at 4:15 PM, with the ominous feeling of impending doom.