Called on a Tuesday at 10:00 AM. Attended by 5 brave souls.
Objective: To address the impending doom of the coffee machine, which was on the verge of running out of coffee.
Discussion:
• Point 1: The Coffee Machine Conspiracy - It was revealed that the coffee machine had been secretly plotting against us for months.
• Point 2: The Snack Situation - We debated the merits of ordering pizza or subs for emergency sustenance.
Actions:
• Ordered a 3-tiered coffee machine replacement, with backup coffee beans stored_goals for the apocalypse.
• Decided on pizza for snacks, with the condition that the crusts had to be exactly 1.5mm thick.
Next Meeting: Scheduled for 2 weeks, to review the new coffee machine's performance and adjust the crust thickness as needed.
Appendix: The Coffee Machine's Manifesto