Emergency Meeting: The Bread and Circus

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are having an emergency meeting to discuss the impending doom of our company's coffee machine.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The great coffee machine conspiracy
• Item 2: The suspicious lack of sugar packets
• Item 3: The existential threat of a vending machine takeover

We will be serving a variety of exotic bread and snack options, because, priorities.

When: Now-ish. Where: The conference room. Don't be late.

The Great Bread-Pocalypse

Suggested Snacks:

• Artisanal Bread
• Cheesy Puffs
• Pretzel Drama

Agenda Item 3: The Vending Machine Uprising

We are aware of reports that the vending machine in the break room has developed sentience and is plotting to take over the world.

We will be addressing this matter with the utmost gravity and a can of soda.

Read the Vending Machine's Manifesto